If you think of Massachusetts as a rhino-like beast facing right, Gloucester is the heavy brow ridge of the beast

*falls over laughing*

True, so true!

I went to grammar school with that Proctor of Admiralty. He may have had a crush on me in 8th grade, a fact which my mother never tires of reminding me.

Cape Ann Brewing Company is awesome, and evening is absolutely the best time to visit.