Rolled oats become much more palatable when they aren't cooked. Rolled oats + soy milk + misc. fruit + misc. nut = my usual breakfast. I drown the bowl in agave nectar if it's one of *those* mornings.

Thinly sliced banana or blueberries + whole almonds are the best.

Also I never knew oatmeal was such a controversial topic. If you combine this post with one about outdoor domestic cats and selectively foraging invasive species you could bring about the end times.