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Cartophagy

There was a radio call. A guest noticed that a zoo map had ended up in the prairie dog exhibit. I was nearby so I went over to check. Sure enough, there it was. I waited for Children's Zoo staff to arrive.

Before they did, one of the prairie dogs made short work of the map. A guest said "he shouldn't eat that!" I told her not to worry, that the rodent was shredding the map to turn it into nesting material.

The prairie dog crumpled up the shreds of map and disappeared down a burrow with them. Nice comfy paper nest coming up!
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We have the occasional gopher walk through our property. They are my favourite rodent.
Ummm, that is assuming they are rodents.
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