Kevin Smith, it turns out, is a very sensitive guy. He's not good with criticism. I think the time he called me young and naieve was when I got into a debate with him (on his BBS) about the violence in Dogma, and how artists need to take some responsibility for what they put out into the world. He thought I was much younger than I am (you know, I look young). He was surprised when I told him I was older than he...

-Turtle
who apparently didn't piss Kevin off enough to be beaten up at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...