Man, I thought Irish cereals were gross, but these things sound dreadful! And I don't mean the death imagery, just all those marshmallows and chocolate in the one cereal! And you're an adult eating them!

There's a whole range of monster cereals from the cheapo supermarket where we shop that my boyfriend eats. They're all different sorts of hairy, big eyed monsters, only distinguisable by their different-coloured fur. Oh yeah, and one's a girl monster. You can tell by the eyelashes. No vampires though, as far as I'm aware.