Okay, Northerners:

[urbpan]

Canadians, Chicagoans, New Yorkers, Minnesotans, New Englanders, etc:

Today it's as cold as ________

(or)

It's cold enough to ________

(or)

It's so cold _________



You finish, in the comments.

Comments

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

it's so cold, men have ovaries and nipples as hard as sapphires

clang clang go the brass balls

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