A Christian-based organization admits that fossils may have once been real bones?? Crap!

All this time I believed there really *was* a shadowy organization that employed millions of Jewish, Muslim, Pagan, atheist and sexually perverted artists throughout the world to make fake dinosaur bones and hide them so "scientists" could find them.
I was really hoping those guys would give me a job. It sounds exactly like the theater industry, except with money.