The Urban Pantheist

And to quote one of my patron saints, "And Jesus pulled the thorn from the brontosaurus's paw, and the brontosaurus became His friend." (I've been keeping tabs on this one for a while, and I honestly give it a year before it implodes. Speaking as someone who's lived in "the buckle of the Bible Belt" for nearly three decades and who regularly passes by Carl Baugh's Creation Evidence Museum on the way to Dinosaur Valley State Park in Glen Rose, they'll never get enough money from revenues to keep going for long. If there's one thing I know for certain, it's that most fundamentalists are so cheap that they use both sides of the toilet paper, so the usual gift shop revenues are going to be rather short. I expect the same thing of the creationists who bought up the concrete dinosaurs out in Cabezon, California: they're hyping up how they're using dinosaurs as "missionary lizards", but I give that crowd another year before they run out of cash and have to sell the dinosaurs to another buyer.)