urbpan: (All Suffering SOON TO END!)
urbpan ([personal profile] urbpan) wrote2007-03-27 02:58 pm
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Magic man done it.

Well, truth be told, I didn't have any plans to visit Kentucky, but it just backed up behind Kansas and Mississippi in the "last states to visit--shortly after I die, maybe" competition. Hoo doggy! We're so proud of our dogmatic ignorance that we erected a museum to it!

Also, my 3:00 alarm just went off, and my camera is at home somewhere.

[identity profile] cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, this is but one of many ways that humanity is currently full of stupid.

[identity profile] grace-batmonkey.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
To say the least - my fella and I enjoy vigorous discussion about the stupidity of humanity, but even we are fatigued from regarding the endless catalogue of idiocy available these days.

We're past the uncomfortable laughter part and well into "why can't we just divide the nation, so that they can do their ridiculous thing and let everyone else thrive away from their fear and ignorance?"

[identity profile] cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
i really feel that that's the way things are headed which would be good except for the fact that the sane people would get all of the worst weather.

[identity profile] aemiis-zoo.livejournal.com 2007-03-28 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait...which half of the country do we get?

[identity profile] cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com 2007-03-28 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
we get the coasts, pretty much, with the exception of the east coast south of baltimore.

[identity profile] aemiis-zoo.livejournal.com 2007-03-28 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess I am in the right place (for the time being).

[identity profile] cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com 2007-03-28 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
like i said, we get the crappy weather. :)

[identity profile] aemiis-zoo.livejournal.com 2007-03-28 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the sun is actually out today, but it has been cool (40s) and raining the past couple days...

Let's do it

[identity profile] candent.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
In three years, the conservative run half would be experiencing huge amounts of accidental gun deaths, a surge in young girls dying from back alley abortions, manual labor shortage, because of immigrants from poor countries refusing to work for slave wages, thus leading to a rise in heart attacks by rich people doing hard labor for the first time in their lives, and violent confrontations between all of the fundamentalist Christian sects, as they end up killing each other over who's denomination best represents Jesus' "loving teachings."


Uncontrolled corporate greed would lead to monopolies and rule by a tyranical oligarchy, ultimately leading to economic collapse. Unfortunately, this would mean a dyspotic dictator would grab power, and convince the obtuse populace that the nation on the left was to blame, and declare war, for the dual purpose of diverting the citizenry from the real cause of their mysery, and stealing the natural resources that their country no longer possessed, because of environmental neglect. To top it off, the right's cultural events would consist of gun shows, beauty pageants for six year olds, and attending Osmond Brother concerts.