Found on my desk at work

[urbpan]

Marzipan Marmot! Now that's a good idea! ('specially for those of us who don't much care for chocolate.)

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Also, part of a conversation between two teachers at work (one of whom I was teaching my chores to, as part of their training):

Teacher 1: "Who do you think has the most fun job here? I think it's Jef."

Teacher 2: "Yeah, but he also seems to have to work harder than everyone else."