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urbpan ([personal profile] urbpan) wrote2007-04-09 10:27 am

Penis restaurant

[livejournal.com profile] belen1974 forwarded me this story from September 2006 about a Chinese restaurant in the UK Beijing (I wrote the wrong thing when I originally posted this) that serves up lots of different kinds of animal penises. Sort of a "read it if you dare" kind of piece, kind of entertaining fluffy shock journalism--until they got to the part where they claimed to sell tiger penises from tigers that have "died of old age."

First of all--I don't think most people eat animals that have died of old age--any farmers out there want to correct me on that? Second--no reputable zoo would sell their dead animals for meat--again, if I'm wrong (be sure, please) correct me. Third--I think it's a load of bull penis. Either they are illegally obtained tiger penises, or they aren't really tiger penises. I think it's probably poaching or fraud. And how do I feel about people eating tiger penises, anyway?

[identity profile] candent.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"The main event, so to speak, is downstairs near the wallet. Ever seen soccer players line up to block a free kick? They ain't covering their noses I'll say that much!"

[identity profile] urbpan.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The trousers conceal a second, tiny horn.

[identity profile] candent.livejournal.com 2007-04-09 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, what have you heard?