I had a toddler FLING himself onto my dog's incision once.. we were about to step into the parking lot at the vet's office after a follow-up check, so my attention was turned to checking cars, when I hear a giggle and the kid just throws himself onto her side... where there was a clear t-shaped incision, all stitched up, with TWO DRAINS sticking out of her. Kid's mother was just giggling and saying "Don't bother the doggy honey" in a high-pitched voice. Luckily Tink just ducked away and I put my leg in the way of further molestation but SERIOUSLY, who lets their kid jump all over dogs at the vet's office?

Then there was the 8 year old little girl who felt my male Dobe up in a VERY personal fashion while my attention was once again on possibly approaching traffic... she just knelt down and grabbed his sheath! The dog and I made O.o faces at each other and then we just walked away... I was totally floored by that one.