urbpan: (treefrog)
urbpan ([personal profile] urbpan) wrote2008-05-25 08:49 am
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Lovin' on a Chinese Rock

I warned people before about animal-based aphrodesiacs. With drugs like viagra and cialis available, I can't imagine why someone would resort to taking bufotenine to help their love life. I guess it wasn't selling well enough as a hallucinogen, so the weirdos who are killing toads and concentrating the fluids of their parotid glands into blocks must be remarketing their product.

If you shouldn't lick a toad, you definitely shouldn't lick concentrated toad venom.*

Public service announcement over, until the next time someone dies for a really stupid animal-related reason.






*Discussions about whether the poisonous secretions of genus Bufo should be considered a venom are welcome. Nerd.

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