. . . That particular car is eeeeeeevil. I'd recommend installing a kill switch or explosive bolts to take out the tires . . .

ANDY! [excited waving in the general direction of West]

I dare not say anything against the aged Subaru wagon. As you know, I've got the same car sitting in my driveway, and I suspect Doc's car and mine were chatting it up while we were otherwise occupied. I don't want my S. wagon to get any big ideas, now, or I myself might end up with a pair of explosive bolts in the ol' cranium while I happen to be driving to and from the feed store or post office or some such.