urbpan: (hawkeats)
urbpan ([personal profile] urbpan) wrote2005-07-16 01:27 pm

Good advice from a Florida resident.

[livejournal.com profile] vyoma, has some common sense advice for avoiding alligator attacks while in Florida:

"IF YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA, DON'T SWIM IN FRESH WATER...if you go in the water, you have effectively laid down upon a large, fine china platter, stuck a spring of parsley up your ass, and rung the dinner bell."

Cross-posted to [livejournal.com profile] animal_attacks