Secret Satan Gifts

[urbpan]

What do you think of when you think of zookeepers? Fecal matter? Keys? Perfect gift idea coming up!


Okay, but say I was an insect-obsessed guy who loved a certain band and worked at the zoo?


(Except mine says "Franklin Park Zoo," and I have a tiny bit less beard and less gut)

Nice job, Santa!

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[mmsword.livejournal.com]

I want Christmas cards with the Krampus on them.