I never tell you my dreams

I dreamt I was catching newts in floodwater, with a little girl named Newt.

They were surprisingly easy to catch, just quickly and gently take them by the tail. Some were tiny, some were a foot long, they looked like crested newts but were almost black on the back and had almost white underbellies. Mean children kept coming by and intentionally disturbing the water, until I used my deepest voice to warn them away.

Corporate ad rant

There are (at least) two kinds of corporate ads that I'd like to see come to an immediate halt. ( Rant, with cusswords. )