In the haze of allergenic dust

I wasn't sure if this weird cellphone picture was worth sharing, but cottonmanifesto said it was, so here it is.( Read more... )

"New" Soylent Screen Up!

Careful readers of this blog may find my Soylent Screen column rather familiar, as I'm using a review I wrote a year ago, before I wrote for Blood Blade and Thruster. I reviewed "Prophecy: The Monster Movie," a prequel to An Inconvenient Truth, in which we discover that mercury poisoning turns bears into slobbering mucusy skinless monsters, and that the Native People of This Land are noble and attractive. Heads are torn off, pregnant women are attacked by sharped-toothed teddy bear fetusus, and greedy paper mill operators get their comeuppance when the t-rex knocks over the porta-potty they're hiding in. Or something.

Experience it here! And be sure to scroll down to the 3 year old girl's version of Star Wars.

3:00 snapshot, #234.

Happiness is a freshly mopped hospital.