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Feb. 1st, 2005 05:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
urbpanYou all know the Onion.
But do you know the Las Vegas Mercury? ( www.vegasmercury.com )
The most memorable lines from President Bush's second inaugural address:
"Today, freedom's on the march in Iraq. It's a forced march--at gunpoint--but it's marching nonetheless."
"Three years ago, we were at war with a fundamentalist theocracy. Today, we are one."
"Of course honorable people can disagree, but that's all they can do because honorable people aren't in power right now."
"Our hearts go out to those National Guardsmen who, through the cruel lottery of low birth, must actually honor their military commitments."
http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2005/MERC-Jan-27-Thu-2005/25706616.html
My brother may have written one or more of those, but the fake news doesn't have any bylines.
But do you know the Las Vegas Mercury? ( www.vegasmercury.com )
The most memorable lines from President Bush's second inaugural address:
"Today, freedom's on the march in Iraq. It's a forced march--at gunpoint--but it's marching nonetheless."
"Three years ago, we were at war with a fundamentalist theocracy. Today, we are one."
"Of course honorable people can disagree, but that's all they can do because honorable people aren't in power right now."
"Our hearts go out to those National Guardsmen who, through the cruel lottery of low birth, must actually honor their military commitments."
http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2005/MERC-Jan-27-Thu-2005/25706616.html
My brother may have written one or more of those, but the fake news doesn't have any bylines.
