Busiest LiveJournal Day Ever for Me

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You all know the Onion.

But do you know the Las Vegas Mercury? ( www.vegasmercury.com )


The most memorable lines from President Bush's second inaugural address:


"Today, freedom's on the march in Iraq. It's a forced march--at gunpoint--but it's marching nonetheless."

"Three years ago, we were at war with a fundamentalist theocracy. Today, we are one."

"Of course honorable people can disagree, but that's all they can do because honorable people aren't in power right now."

"Our hearts go out to those National Guardsmen who, through the cruel lottery of low birth, must actually honor their military commitments."

http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2005/MERC-Jan-27-Thu-2005/25706616.html

My brother may have written one or more of those, but the fake news doesn't have any bylines.

Comments

It's not my fault!

[(Anonymous)]

Unfortunately, I didn't have anything to do with that. Almost all of our humor pages at the time being are the work of Kyle, who until recently wrote The Basement Files. I agree it's some of the best stuff we've had in there for a while. This week's piece on Michael Jackson demanding a jury of children and a unicorn attorney is pretty damn good too.
-Andy