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As I commented to
richmackin, from whom I stole this meme, now that I've added a couple zookeepers to my friends list, I don't think I can do this meme successfully.
...And if
aemiis_zoo decides to do this meme, I have a suggestion...
Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't
1) Rode a bike on the frozen surface of the Charles River.
2) Chopped (well, beat) a bike into a mess with a dull axe and tossed it off the Allston footbridge.
3) Killed a litter of adorable baby raccoons.
4) Snorkeled the beach of one of the Galapagos islands.
5) Rode a bike off a stage into an audience.
6) A pagan divorce.
7) Spoon-fed my mother like she was an infant.
8) Deterred a mugger from attacking my father in Rio de Janeiro.
9) Lost my wallet in Denali National Park.
10) Wore an artficial pouch containing a juvenile wallaby.
Wow! My life seems much more interesting than before I started this!
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Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't
1) Rode a bike on the frozen surface of the Charles River.
2) Chopped (well, beat) a bike into a mess with a dull axe and tossed it off the Allston footbridge.
3) Killed a litter of adorable baby raccoons.
4) Snorkeled the beach of one of the Galapagos islands.
5) Rode a bike off a stage into an audience.
6) A pagan divorce.
7) Spoon-fed my mother like she was an infant.
8) Deterred a mugger from attacking my father in Rio de Janeiro.
9) Lost my wallet in Denali National Park.
10) Wore an artficial pouch containing a juvenile wallaby.
Wow! My life seems much more interesting than before I started this!
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Date: 2005-02-25 01:42 am (UTC)I figured some of the keeper types out there would have been bitten and peed on by various animals (job hazard and all), that's why I specified species.