Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't meme

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As I commented to richmackin, from whom I stole this meme, now that I've added a couple zookeepers to my friends list, I don't think I can do this meme successfully.

...And if aemiis_zoo decides to do this meme, I have a suggestion...

Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

1) Rode a bike on the frozen surface of the Charles River.

2) Chopped (well, beat) a bike into a mess with a dull axe and tossed it off the Allston footbridge.

3) Killed a litter of adorable baby raccoons.

4) Snorkeled the beach of one of the Galapagos islands.

5) Rode a bike off a stage into an audience.

6) A pagan divorce.

7) Spoon-fed my mother like she was an infant.

8) Deterred a mugger from attacking my father in Rio de Janeiro.

9) Lost my wallet in Denali National Park.

10) Wore an artficial pouch containing a juvenile wallaby.


Wow! My life seems much more interesting than before I started this!

Comments

Kevin Smith

[(Anonymous)]

Kevin Smith, it turns out, is a very sensitive guy. He's not good with criticism. I think the time he called me young and naieve was when I got into a debate with him (on his BBS) about the violence in Dogma, and how artists need to take some responsibility for what they put out into the world. He thought I was much younger than I am (you know, I look young). He was surprised when I told him I was older than he...

-Turtle
who apparently didn't piss Kevin off enough to be beaten up at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...