Okay, Northerners:

[urbpan]

Canadians, Chicagoans, New Yorkers, Minnesotans, New Englanders, etc:

Today it's as cold as ________

(or)

It's cold enough to ________

(or)

It's so cold _________



You finish, in the comments.

Comments

[ndozo.livejournal.com]

... as cold as a witch's tit. I hate that expression and I don't ever use it. But when I looked at the fill-in-the-blank, that's what came to mind. I'm from southern New England.

[iheartoothecae.livejournal.com]

That one was common among the more countryfied of my friends and acquaintances in Kentucky.

It is like nails on a blackboard to my ears.

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've known too many warm witches for that one to make sense. "nun's nipples" is pretty good.

I said "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" in response to a gloater in Austin.

[belen1974.livejournal.com]

hey, be nice to the nuns. i've known witches and nuns. what else is there? virgin's tits?

[by-steph.livejournal.com]

Don't be a hater.

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

Gloater! GLOATER!!