urbpan | Hey Aussies, Kiwis, Brits and Anglophiles! (and my carribean and subcontinental friends) (Reply)

Hey, I wanna be "Shaun of the Dead" for Halloween this year (I know it's a ways away, it's my favorite holiday, I want to be prepared, dammit!), does anyone have a cricket bat I can buy? (Or know where I can get one cheap?)~~(cheap=<$50)~~ Edit: Lets say 20 dollars or less (it's for a Halloween costume for gods sake--I'll make one out of an old hockey stick, cardboard and masking tape if I have to--but it would be nice to have a real one, in case the zombies attack) I'm willing to trade a machete for a cricket bat.