Why some of my Netflix reviews disappear

[urbpan]

All reviews are screened before they are posted. Reviews will not be posted if they contain:
* Harsh, profane or discriminatory language

* URLs, phone numbers, mailing or email addresses

* One-word commentaries

* Personal attacks on the movie's creative personnel

* Discussion of things other than the movie being reviewed.

Apparently my mention of the "Secret agent ninja whore working for the pope" was enough to prevent my review of Brotherhood of the Wolf from being accepted. Alas, I never saved it, so it is lost to the ether of electrons.

You know what that means. I have to post all my movie reviews here, first.

Comments

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

It also means you should start using the word 'ho' instead of 'whore.'

Bleh. Yes, post here first!!

[lynsage.livejournal.com]

you should find out if they carry "Whore" or "Whore 2" and blast their asses if they do.

The only reason I know these movies exist is that the local Blockbuster had a copy of "Whore 2" when I lived in Detroit, and my boyfriend and I had a running joke where he would hold it up and say "Look, honey, Whore 2!" and I'd say "No sense renting it, there's no way you can top Whore!"

...anyway. Guess you had to be there.

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

They have "The best little whorehouse in texas" and "the king's whore" (La Putain du Roi). I think I should change whore to "la putain" or simply "puto." (belen1974 just fainted.)

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

Wait, would it be La putain du Pape? HA HA HA!

[belen1974.livejournal.com]

it should be puta.
hence: la puta del papa.

now my mom just fainted.
oh wait, she's muslim.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

omg - that totally cracked me up! :)

[ninthraven.livejournal.com]

They actually made a "Whore 2"? Oh sweet jesus!