Good advice from a Florida resident.

[urbpan]

vyoma, has some common sense advice for avoiding alligator attacks while in Florida:

"IF YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA, DON'T SWIM IN FRESH WATER...if you go in the water, you have effectively laid down upon a large, fine china platter, stuck a spring of parsley up your ass, and rung the dinner bell."

Cross-posted to animal_attacks

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[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

Alligators to the right of me, sharks to the left of me ...

Charlie says we can't live in Florida.

[artemii.livejournal.com]

especially if you're swimming on your stomach on top of one of those board things. you might as well tattoo HEY SHARKS I AM YOUR FOOD! on your ass.