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please dress me
Mar. 13th, 2016 12:55 pmI have been invited to represent my workplace at a high-end fundraiser (free food and booze).
Problem: I need to get a suit
Further problem: I am short and squat and nothing off the rack has ever fit me
Even further problem: I am cheap
Now you’re just being difficult: I hate shopping worse than almost anything
Possible solution: Order inexpensive suit online, have it altered to fit my Danny DeVito/Orang utan physique.
What do you think?
Problem: I need to get a suit
Further problem: I am short and squat and nothing off the rack has ever fit me
Even further problem: I am cheap
Now you’re just being difficult: I hate shopping worse than almost anything
Possible solution: Order inexpensive suit online, have it altered to fit my Danny DeVito/Orang utan physique.
What do you think?
