I have been invited to represent my workplace at a high-end fundraiser (free food and booze).

Problem: I need to get a suit
Further problem: I am short and squat and nothing off the rack has ever fit me
Even further problem: I am cheap
Now you’re just being difficult: I hate shopping worse than almost anything

Possible solution: Order inexpensive suit online, have it altered to fit my Danny DeVito/Orang utan physique.

What do you think?