urbpan: (dandelion)
urbpan ([personal profile] urbpan) wrote2012-12-08 06:27 pm
Entry tags:

Forbidden dog names

Okay everyone, we have all of human culture and even nonsense words to draw from. Before we name a dog something that 3 other dogs on the block are named, let us think hard and choose something else. In general, please avoid anything that makes your dog sound like a sports utility vehicle or a stripper. The following names are retired from use for dogs for at least 2 generations:

Abbie
Bailey
Bella
Benji
Buddy
Champ
Charlie
Chico/Chica
Dawson
Gracie
Harley
Holly
Hunter
Jack/Jackson etc
Jake
Lacey
Lily
Maggie
Max etc
Mitzi
Molly
Murphy
Oscar
Pepe
Peyton
Rocco/Rocky
Rosie
Roxy
Sadie
Sammy
Sandy
Sidney
Sierra
Snooki (permanent ban)
Snoopy
Sophie
Stella
Winnie
Winston

Thank you for your cooperation. I will think of 50 more by tomorrow.

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting