Technostupidity

[urbpan]

I now have Gmail, which I'm sure will make my life richer and more fulfilling, once I'm able to use it. It seems that our computer, which seemed new and state of the art oh so recently, doesn't have the oomph. (these technical terms give me a headache.) Apparently, the solution is to buy a 140 dollar doodad that increases our computer's smarts. I'm not sure if we are jumping through this particular hoop because we use a Mac (which seems to be the computer equivalent of being a vegetarian: sure you feel better, but you can't get 90% of what everyone else is having), or if it's just part of the "put a couple hundred bucks into new computer crap" program that the computer industry is running. (Which, I assume, is borrowed from the very successful "automobile maintenance" scam that the car companies use to enslave us all.)

Consume for progress!!