Oh, The Onion....

[urbpan]

"That's it. I'm voting for the candidate who would flip-flop on sending my son to die, rather than the one who'd do it without hesitation"

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[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

I <3 the onion. You just forced me to read Savage Love for 20 mins.

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

Howsa bout that "my penis doesn't look like dad's" issue coming up again?! So bizarre.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

OMG!! I totally wanted to cut and paste that and send to Scott. I mean, really, did he spend a long time comparing his cock to his dads?!?!?

[belen1974.livejournal.com]

OMFG why did i have to keep reading this thread. not only is there penis talk but penis talk about specific people i know and am of course now picturing in my head. AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

i know, i know. i have to get over my penis phobia [guess it's like the male fear of vagina dentata]. should i spend time looking at non-threatening penises?

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

What would qualify as a non-threatening penis?
What about penises is threatening?
(I'm not badgering or volunteering. I just want to understand.)
Maybe if you look at pictures of naked babies...Is that illegal now?

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

She has at least one little brother that she's seen naked.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

Just FYI, just because we're straight, it doesn't make the whole concept any easier to stomach!

[belen1974.livejournal.com]

what concept? the concept of penises in general or specifically scott's penis as he compares it to max's penis?

i guess they are not threatening per se as they are um to put it nicely very very unattractive looking to me. and that is me picturing nice smooth penises like those that you can find on fark.com not the ones i have heard can be veiny and purple and stuff. then there is that whole extra cap thing going on or whatever it is called - head? or what it is that is removed with circumcision. i hear that makes them look more ungainly.

and yeah baby penises are very different. now that i think about my baby penis viewing days i think my brothers might be uncircumcised. cause once we were at the hospital and a brother (6 months old) needed to have something um shoved inside his penis and the nurse had to pull some skin back to insert the plastic tubing.

wow this is the most i've written about penises. i should probably send the link to this thread to my mom. she'd be so proud.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

The father/son penis comparison thing.

It's hard to be intimidated/threatened by a baby penis - they are too little.

Penises might be better if you don't look at them. As far as I know, guys don't require you to look at them. :)