Oh, The Onion....

[urbpan]

"That's it. I'm voting for the candidate who would flip-flop on sending my son to die, rather than the one who'd do it without hesitation"

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[urbpan.livejournal.com]

What would qualify as a non-threatening penis?
What about penises is threatening?
(I'm not badgering or volunteering. I just want to understand.)
Maybe if you look at pictures of naked babies...Is that illegal now?

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

She has at least one little brother that she's seen naked.