Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't meme

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As I commented to richmackin, from whom I stole this meme, now that I've added a couple zookeepers to my friends list, I don't think I can do this meme successfully.

...And if aemiis_zoo decides to do this meme, I have a suggestion...

Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

1) Rode a bike on the frozen surface of the Charles River.

2) Chopped (well, beat) a bike into a mess with a dull axe and tossed it off the Allston footbridge.

3) Killed a litter of adorable baby raccoons.

4) Snorkeled the beach of one of the Galapagos islands.

5) Rode a bike off a stage into an audience.

6) A pagan divorce.

7) Spoon-fed my mother like she was an infant.

8) Deterred a mugger from attacking my father in Rio de Janeiro.

9) Lost my wallet in Denali National Park.

10) Wore an artficial pouch containing a juvenile wallaby.


Wow! My life seems much more interesting than before I started this!

Comments

For the record, I haven't peed on anyone!

[(Anonymous)]

'Cept maybe for my parents, as a baby...

1. Travelled by bike, train, and plane (which I flew for a couple of minutes) to my wedding.
2. Sold pot to my mother.
3. Been told I was "young and naieve" by Kevin Smith
4. Had my brain scanned in an MRI (ok, that's not 'til next month...)
5. Ridden a bicycle with oval wheels, in Belgium.
6. Partially wrote an educational curriculum for police officers that is distributed by the Federal Government
7. Seen my dad in tights, numerous times.
8. Learned to play "What do you do with a drunken sailor?" on a pennywhistle
9. Been arrested by the MBTA police and handcuffed to a filing cabinet until my dad could bail me out.
10. Learned a magic trick from a midget in a Turkish restaurant in Holland.

Um, that post would be from me, Turtle.

[(Anonymous)]

In case you couldn't figure that out.

-Turtle

Re: Um, that post would be from me, Turtle.

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I figured it out from the first question!

What was Kevin Smith responding to?

Kevin Smith

[(Anonymous)]

Kevin Smith, it turns out, is a very sensitive guy. He's not good with criticism. I think the time he called me young and naieve was when I got into a debate with him (on his BBS) about the violence in Dogma, and how artists need to take some responsibility for what they put out into the world. He thought I was much younger than I am (you know, I look young). He was surprised when I told him I was older than he...

-Turtle
who apparently didn't piss Kevin off enough to be beaten up at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...