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Apr. 30th, 2005 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
urbpanEating animals will not help your sex life. There are pills that can help your sex life now (just check your email!) Please stop eating rhino horn, tiger penis, bear gall bladder and frog cocktails. After watching Fear Factor, one may come to the conclusion that eating live bugs and worms may turn you into a dick, but it will not help make your dick hard. (If it does, there's something wrong with you that exotic food choices will not help.)
Frog Cocktails
Sea turtle eggs
Baby eels
Tiger penis, among other things
Elk antlers (in velvet, so the elk has to be killed to harvest them)
Abalone
Seal penises
Lake Turtle
For crying out loud, people. A glass of wine, maybe a little pot? How about staying healthy, keeping good hygeine and putting on a Barry White record? If you really need a quack aphrodisiac, during this search I found a million plant foods that were listed: avacado, asparagus, basil, pomegranate, tomatoes, ad infinitum. Whatever. Please stop killing animals and eating their penises.
Frog Cocktails
Sea turtle eggs
Baby eels
Tiger penis, among other things
Elk antlers (in velvet, so the elk has to be killed to harvest them)
Abalone
Seal penises
Lake Turtle
For crying out loud, people. A glass of wine, maybe a little pot? How about staying healthy, keeping good hygeine and putting on a Barry White record? If you really need a quack aphrodisiac, during this search I found a million plant foods that were listed: avacado, asparagus, basil, pomegranate, tomatoes, ad infinitum. Whatever. Please stop killing animals and eating their penises.
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Date: 2005-04-30 06:03 pm (UTC)Improving cardiac health and circulatory health goes a long way to improving your potence!