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Apr. 30th, 2005 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
urbpanEating animals will not help your sex life. There are pills that can help your sex life now (just check your email!) Please stop eating rhino horn, tiger penis, bear gall bladder and frog cocktails. After watching Fear Factor, one may come to the conclusion that eating live bugs and worms may turn you into a dick, but it will not help make your dick hard. (If it does, there's something wrong with you that exotic food choices will not help.)
Frog Cocktails
Sea turtle eggs
Baby eels
Tiger penis, among other things
Elk antlers (in velvet, so the elk has to be killed to harvest them)
Abalone
Seal penises
Lake Turtle
For crying out loud, people. A glass of wine, maybe a little pot? How about staying healthy, keeping good hygeine and putting on a Barry White record? If you really need a quack aphrodisiac, during this search I found a million plant foods that were listed: avacado, asparagus, basil, pomegranate, tomatoes, ad infinitum. Whatever. Please stop killing animals and eating their penises.
Frog Cocktails
Sea turtle eggs
Baby eels
Tiger penis, among other things
Elk antlers (in velvet, so the elk has to be killed to harvest them)
Abalone
Seal penises
Lake Turtle
For crying out loud, people. A glass of wine, maybe a little pot? How about staying healthy, keeping good hygeine and putting on a Barry White record? If you really need a quack aphrodisiac, during this search I found a million plant foods that were listed: avacado, asparagus, basil, pomegranate, tomatoes, ad infinitum. Whatever. Please stop killing animals and eating their penises.
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Date: 2005-04-30 08:08 pm (UTC)The possibilities are staggering
Date: 2005-04-30 11:39 pm (UTC)I believe you have created one of the all time great straight lines.
1. Well, I always notice when I get some cock in my mouth that it effects my sex drive.
2. He's a dog. Aside from the little paw cuffs and the Nixon mask, what kind of equipment does he need?
3. It's not a matter of drive, it's more about technique. Has Charlie tried licking?
4. How are you gauging Charlie's sex drive currently? I mean, I'm all for animal husbandry, but come on...
5. You want Jef to feed cock to the pit bull? I thought he already had a vasectomy.
6. Charlie the pit bull: Canine moyle.
Okay, I'll stop now, but ot because I've run out of ideas.
ok silly man.
Date: 2005-05-01 12:44 pm (UTC)They look like this:
and smell about as bad as you can imagine.