You MUST read the Onion.

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If I had a current events/satire course, all my students would be required to read the Onion.


Entire Napoleon Dynamite Plot Pieced Together Through Friends' Quotes

AUSTIN, TX—Although he has never seen the 2004 indie hit Napoleon Dynamite, Michael Osman, 23, has cobbled together its entire plot via his friends' endless quoting of the film. "Well, Napoleon's brother said, 'Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day,' and then got a visit from his Internet girlfriend," Osman said. "Then Napoleon told his Uncle Rico that he could make 120 bucks 'in like five seconds,' and went to work on a chicken farm. Then Napoleon gave Trisha a drawing, said, 'It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip,' and asked her to the dance." Osman added that he has a pretty good idea what a liger looks like.





"Some things are just morally reprehensible, like using science to save people's lives."

"They're not stems, they're babies! And they're not cells, they're babies! And it's not research, it's babies!"

and so on.

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And a cookout tip for us veggies!

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- When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

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"They're not stems, they're babies! And they're not cells, they're babies! And it's not research, it's babies!"

I read that the other day and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. Yay!