The Onion

[urbpan]

I turn to The Onion, for truly good news.




Bush Acquired By Martian Zoo
OLYMPUS MONS—President Bush, who in 2004 announced his desire for a manned mission to Mars, was acquired by a prominent Martian zoo Monday. "The President Bush shall have every comfort of home," said an unknowable Martian intelligence whose name is unfathomable to the human mind. "He shall have his Oval Office, his baseball, and simulated humans from his natural habitat, and we shall watch him most closely, for he is adorable sitting at his desk." Zookeepers on the Red Planet hope Bush will mate with the other Earth mammal in the facility, a northern white rhino.

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[agelena.livejournal.com]

Zookeepers on the Red Planet hope Bush will mate with the other Earth mammal in the facility, a northern white rhino.

How long before the photoshopped images start cropping up online? (haha..."cropping up..."! unintentional photo joke! hehe...never mind)

Got it

[brush-rat.livejournal.com]

Why do you people encourage me? I've sent the picture over to urbpan for dissemination at his discretion.

Re: Got it

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

you

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

are sick! but funny, so it's okay. :)

[wakarusa.livejournal.com]

we can only hope. although it might be more ironic if we prayed.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

omg - HILARIOUS.

for he is adorable sitting at his desk

Lol!!!!!

[artemii.livejournal.com]

why'd you cut such a tiny story? :)

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

I try to cut anything not strictly "urban nature" related.

[artemii.livejournal.com]

ah - the method in the madness!

[medusasowl.livejournal.com]

rofl!

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

Go rhino!