Try this to express astonishment:

[urbpan]

"Well I'll be a Hyena Bitch Pseudopenis!"

Try it out, see if it catches on.

"Bitch" isn't entirely correct, since hyenas are not in family canidae and are in fact more closely related to cats than dogs, but it makes it more fun to say.

Comments

[hhw]

assuming you meant that hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, and since cat breeders refer to female cats as queens, how about Hyena Queen Bitch Pseudopenis?

[urbpan.livejournal.com]

That sounds good! Now I've fixed my reversed animals, thanks.

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, i was confused, too. :P

[kryptyd.livejournal.com]

Heyenas are interesting guys and gals.

I like your new layout, but it reminds me of the vicious injustice that makes ginko illegal as a herbal medicine in my country. Me and my poor brain/memory could really use some...

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

Spider monkeys are similar, except it's only the female whose genetalia is obvious. I only saw the male's thing once, and that was enough! It was yucky - all long and thin and black. Ew.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bazilisk_/]

Man! That's a great saying!

[teratologist.livejournal.com]

I have mad respect for hyenas, but their reproductive issues make me cross my legs and flinch.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

that's the freakiest thing about hyenas. seriously.

[dragonwrites.livejournal.com]

oh, no. i think i have pseudopenis envy.

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

at least i don't have a penis bone, esp a hooked one. man, what a concept.

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[bellelvsbeast.livejournal.com]

HAHA OMG I need to go say that...I actually saw one in real life and wow is it weird...

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

consider - she has to have sex thru that. She has to *give birth* thru that. The cubs' umbilical is shorter than that.

A lot of first-time hyena mothers lose their first-born, and quite frequently, their own lives, as a result.

It's pretty massive penalty for having high-testosterone=high-status daughters