Try this to express astonishment:

[urbpan]

"Well I'll be a Hyena Bitch Pseudopenis!"

Try it out, see if it catches on.

"Bitch" isn't entirely correct, since hyenas are not in family canidae and are in fact more closely related to cats than dogs, but it makes it more fun to say.

Comments

[teratologist.livejournal.com]

I have mad respect for hyenas, but their reproductive issues make me cross my legs and flinch.