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A few of my lj friends have linked to The BEAST's 50 Most Loathsome People in America, but I wanted to get in on the fun and post a couple of my favorites:ExpandRead more... )



There's a lot of other funny stuff there--I didn't even touch Giuliani, Fred Phelps, and Britney, but they did, and it's hilarious.
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I keep making mental notes to post links, and my mental notebook is full! Here are some items of interest from the internet, and possibly the real world too.


Courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] g_weir: Expandan excerpt from Seven Ages of Paris by Alistaire Horne, explaining where France's taste for horse may have come from--the seige of Paris )From http://delanceyplace.blogspot.com/

From [livejournal.com profile] anais2: Perhaps dried squirrel is more to your liking?

I discovered this one on my own: Lethal centipede sting! (Includes gory pictures). "Nearly 5,000 centipede bites are reported every year in Turkey." Book your trip now!

In case you missed it in my Soylent Screen review, The apparent origins of the "Futurama" them song!

On this day in 365 Urban Species: Common eider.

Random

Nov. 19th, 2007 05:14 pm
urbpan: (boston in january)
Today I saw the first snowflake of the 2007-2008 season. Other people saw many more, but I just saw the one. Lots of coworkers were whining about the cold, but I just toughed it out wearing a sweatshirt (our work coats haven't come in yet, and I didn't want to wear my ratty jacket where the public could see me) on our way to the ICE CREAM PARTY that the cops threw us for some reason.

I had the wonderful experience of going in a cage with an animal I've never even seen close up before, not knowing how it moved or reacted to things until I watched it with my own eyes a few feet away. It was like having an encounter with an alien, which, I suppose, it was. (it was a red panda)

A couple days ago i dreamt that someone was eating a burrito that was stuffed mostly with uncooked BOP. The zookeepers reading this all gagged, imagining the smell of it so close to their faces. For the rest of you, imagine coarsely ground indeterminate meat product, complete with gristle and cartilage fragments. It smells like...well, I can't quite describe it. When I used to cut mice up with poultry shears, the smell of that was similar--sour, a little rotten.

A 12 ton minke whale was found swimming in a river, almost 1000 miles from the ocean.

Alexis posted a voice post meme, so if you want to know what her voice sounds like (sexy) go here.

Also she posted a video of me at Flann's explaining my opinion of mozzarella sticks, so if you want to see what I look and sound like talking you can go here.

(I guess the fact that I think she sounds sexy and she thinks I'm funny means that we're good for each other.)

I've been trying to decide if i should try out this mouse electocutor. It seems more humane than most mouse killing devices (apart from snap traps) but it's marketed for the squeamish--you 'never have to see the dead mouse.' I like the fact that you could conceivably get many mice in a short period of time with it. What do you think?

On this day in 365 Urban Species: Devil's coach horse, a rove beetle (a kind of beetle that likes to prey on the insects and other animals associated with death and decay) with a most excellent common name.
urbpan: (All Suffering SOON TO END!)
These are the ads on my gmail account (where my comments are sent):ExpandRead more... )
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linkdump is such an ugly word. Look at this cool thing, though!



it comes from this very cool page, which i found on [livejournal.com profile] buried_in_green.

Also, while researching the frogmouth, i discovered this:



Are you kidding me? how can that possibly exist? more here.

We saw the movie 'Daywatch" and this was my netflix note about it: "This second part of Russia's impressive but overrated fantasy trilogy is better than the first. When it's not confusing, it's very fun. It's confusing a lot of the time." i suspect, like 'Bladerunner' that it only makes sense if you've read the book.

i poured some coffee into the laptop yesterday morning (about an hour before i got to work and discovered i left a co2 tank open, wasting it all--i rule!) so the left hand shift key doesn't work. That's why all my right hand capitals are small. not because i have low self-esteem (but, you know, i do anyway).



Finally, if i participated in something called "BOWLING FOR RHINOS" would you support me?

i'll have more details soon, but the gist of it is, i bowl, other people give me money, i give the money to the charity that protects rhinos and rhino habitat. i haven't figured out if i should ask for pledges by the frame, with bonuses for spares or (ha!) strikes (it's candlepin, so strikes are rare to shockingly rare) or if i should just ask for regular old donations. hopefully the person coordinating it at work will give me more info about it today--the event is a week from Friday!

Random

Oct. 18th, 2007 06:24 am
urbpan: (Me and Charlie in the Arnold Arboretum)
Yesterday's tree was Japanese Pagodatree or Chinese Scholar Tree (Sophora japonica or, I think the new scientific name is Styphnolobium japonicum--sources list both scientific names with one or the other set in parentheses) a hardy Asian ornamental legume tree used as an urban accent. Much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bezigebij for the identification.

[livejournal.com profile] purplebunnie, I haven't forgotten about you! Your t-shirts are in a box in the trunk of my car, waiting for an opportune trip to the post office.

If anyone here is a comics fan, there's a great interview with Shannon Wheeler (of Too Much Coffee Man fame) here. Shannon is one of the few cartoonists that I was into back when I was involved in comics whose career I've kept up with. Mostly because he has a livejournal: [livejournal.com profile] tmcm.

Speaking of which, my brother [livejournal.com profile] brush_rat has another page up of his webcomic, Waiting for the End of the World. It's got Satan and a minion talking of disembowelment and puppetry. What's not to love?

In science news that's wholly unsurprising, but probably of interest if you read my journal, barred owls and moose are two of the species that have been discovered deliberately associating with human created habitat for ecological reasons. The barred owl article coins the phrase "uber-forest," which I take to be a meaningless attempt at a grabby headline. Why would the post urban forest be any more "uber" than the pre urban forest?

My Aunt replied to an email of mine with an actual paper letter. It was kind and conversational and wise and great to receive. My mother's mortality and my father's reaction to it, and me and my brother's role in things are nicely and simply explained. My mom was lucky to have an older sister who is so smart and solid. This weekend my brother is coming back east for about 48 hours and I'll meet him at my dad's house tomorrow afternoon. It will be the first time in over a decade that the three of us will be in the same place, without other friends and family members there.

Of course, just before that meeting I will have taken the Massachusetts Pesticide Applicators License Exam, a test that doesn't seem to be too difficult, but Friday is going to be a stress sandwich no matter what I do: Work from 7 to 11 AM, exam from 12 to 2:30, drive to Connecticut, face mother's mortality in a family setting. That last part will probably be relaxing in an odd way.

Egads, I'm going to be late unless I close the thing now. See you this afternoon!
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What the World Eats.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bleppo for the link.

Bananas for everyone! Poor peoples' food comes in big sacks, while people from wealthier nations eat from colorful packages. In Italy and Mexico there's a lot of fresh fruits and veggies, apparently (and bread)!

I liked to scroll down slowly and try to guess what country each family was from.
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Everyone, especially fans of evolution, marine biology, and the Alien movies, and especially especially my brother, needs to go look at this page right now.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] drhoz for the link.
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I just posted several stories to the [livejournal.com profile] animal_attacks community, because I found them while I was looking for the New York Times magazine feature story "Are we driving elephants crazy?" (or some such--as heard on npr) But many of you may not know about the animal_attacks community, and if not, you should go check it out. It's just links to media about animal attacks, but I dig it. I made it because its the kind of thing I wished existed, but it didn't, so now it does.

You should at least read about the panda mauling the drunk.

If you are a member, sorry about the spam!
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"The Urban Pantheist" as a title occurred to me sometime in the late nineties. I was emerging from time spent as a wiccan or perhaps eclectic neopagan and had rediscovered the word "pantheist" and decided that it more accurately captured my beliefs. At the same time, I was connecting with nature in a way that I hadn't since I was a boy living in a house in the woods. It struck me that to love nature in the city was remarkable, but that it was something that needed to happen, and that I probably wasn't the only person who was discovering it. I used the title for five issues of my zine, published between 1998 and 2003, before finally admitting to myself that it was now just my blog title. (Unless I find another great project to attach it to.)

For a time, I considered the title "The Urban Naturalist," but rejected it for a couple reasons. First, I didn't know enough about nature to comfortably call myself a naturalist, but to call myself a pantheist, all I needed to do was believe in a self-creating universe. I also discovered, as I looked for books about urban nature, that there already was a book called The Urban Naturalist, by Steven Garber, a New York based biologist. (This book is pretty useful, but dry, and is starting to become obsolete. It needs a revision badly, but I doubt that Dover does such a thing, since their domain is the public domain, specializing in two dollar copies of Mark Twain and such.)

One of my newish lj friends, [livejournal.com profile] futurebird, is currently working on a book called The Urban Naturalist, but her perspective is largely social/humanity based, and looks very interesting (if she wants, she can comment with a better description than mine, or you could follow the links and read some of it). It will not be confused with Garber's book, despite the fact that they are both based in NYC.

In 1985, British goth singer Danielle Dax used the phrase "Urban Pantheist" in two contexts. In an interview, she basically said that what we used to call hippies are now urban pantheists. And for some album art, she used a series of her own paintings, which were titled "Urban Pantheist." So far as I can tell, this is the earliest use of these two words together. (This is the kind of baiting statement I like to make in order for other people to contradict me, and in so doing, do my research for me.)

About a year ago a self-described "urban folk singer" from Melbourne Australia, named Rachael Byrnes, wrote a song dedicated to a friend, entitled "The Urban Pantheist." You can listen to it here, or if you prefer songs in written format, you can look at the lyrics (which differ very slightly from the audio version) here. She sings rather languidly, a welcome contrast (in my mind) to the punk-influenced nasal snarl popular among female singer-songwriters I usually hear. I'm rather a dope when it comes to picking up symbolism, but while the song seems to be a love song written for a friend, it also bears a strong message of loving the earth, and listening to nature. (Unless I've gotten it totally wrong. I can just about grasp the blunt-instrument environmental message of Soundgarden's "Hands all Over."

Now I'm not sure if I should continue to use the phrase "The Urban Pantheist" to refer to myself and my projects. Partly because I've drifted even further away from strictly spiritual interests more toward ecology and biology. An early draft of a business card [livejournal.com profile] cottonmanifesto designed for me, she used the phrase "urban naturalist" to describe me, which is more accurate than ever. The nature walk group I founded is called "Urban Nature Walk," which I think is potentially more useful than the other titles. (By useful I mean helpful in creating interest and curiosity while accurately describing what I do.) For the foreseeable future, this blog will continue to be called "The Urban Pantheist." Until such time as I am born again, and judge pantheism to be a heresy against the One True God. Just kidding. Maybe.

Here, because lj abhors a text-only post, is the bark of an apple tree, growing on a city street.

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Many people who found this journal when it was spotlighted, added it under the impression that it was an urban nature lovers community. Also, many regular readers have expressed that it would be desirable for readers to post their own "Urban Species" entries. It would be a great joy to me to read entries on urban species from cities around the world (and I love seeing photos of the species in the back yards of people on my friends list). Also, lots of people seem interested in having a place to post pictures of unidentified urban species, for experts and enthusiasts to help identify them.

In order to address all of these issues, [livejournal.com profile] cottonmanifesto and I have created the community [livejournal.com profile] urban_nature (I wanted urban_nature_lovers, but lj said it was too long). It is still a work in progress, and I expect it will remain so for a long time, but it is ready enough to let you know about it, so you can join and start posting.

Unless you read my journal only because you know me in real life, you should definitely add this new community to your friends list, your blog reading list, or your list of links (however you organize these things).

I will probably post there a lot, and I'll cross-post most of my personal journal entries that have something to do with urban nature. If you find it redundant to have my journal and this new community, and you want to unfriend my journal, I promise I won't be offended. Especially if you added it because you wanted to read and contribute to a community--now you can. It will be exciting to see and read about urban nature from places other than Boston and wherever I go on vacation.

To repeat:
JOIN [livejournal.com profile] urban_nature!

urbpan: (vernal pool)
If you need philosophical counseling, you could do worse than to ask the wise turtle.
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My friend [livejournal.com profile] gweir writes a weekly column, which I should read every week, because it's always funny (unless it's not really supposed to be, like his 9/11 article) and always insightful, and often challenges my coziest beliefs. I missed reading last week's, and it's a good 'un, throwing some uncomfortable light on nerds and geeks: The Deconstructionist: Nerds Eat Their Own

Subways

Aug. 25th, 2006 08:58 pm
urbpan: (Boston)
Just got a link from [livejournal.com profile] smallerdemon (by way of metafilter).

Beautiful subways from around the world.

Not surprising: Tons of European subways.

Surprising: Tehran, Pyongyang, Los Angeles.

Nice to see: Ones I've been on: Boston, Washington, Santiago.
urbpan: (attack pigeon)
Thanks to my coworker Debbie, who provides the most interesting spam in the form of freaky natural history stories and pictures

Dino-Era Vomit Fossil Found in England This story is from 2002, but it's pretty neat. "Vomit" is a little misleading. It's an Ichthyosaur "owl pellet."

Praying Mantis makes meal of a Hummer This appears to be from the summer of 2005, though it seems to be making the rounds again--I saw it at [livejournal.com profile] invertebrates, too. Someone managed to get a couple pictures of a mantis catching and eating a hummingbird. It's a little gruesome, as it always is when an invertebrate eats a vertebrate. But it's really cool!

Nice or nasty: in the genes Using artificial selection, scientists create two strains of rats--one tame, one not--recreating [warning: my hypothesis here, not science] the creation of domestic animals from wild stock. No word on whether the tame rats where black and white, but the picture of the non-tame rat in the article is agouti-colored.
(Note to [livejournal.com profile] cottonmanifesto: this article is much better than the Globe's version. It has more details about the silver fox experiments, and includes information about dogs' ability to pick up human cues.)
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Knowing how excited everyone seems to get when I show pictures of centipedes, I thought I'd direct your attention to the [livejournal.com profile] invertebrates community. These little guys are a far cry from the Scutigera in my icon, or the giant Scolopendra that [livejournal.com profile] kkbb found in her office building in Austin.

Little Lithobiomorphs from Alaska.

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