I don't know about you, but my second puberty has been marked by aberrant hairs. The most annoying of these is the long white eyelash. Eyelashes, like all hairs, are programmed to grow to a certain length, then drop out. One eyelash, a crazy white bastard, has ignored this programming, and grows several millimeters longer and sometimes bends down into my field of vision.
When it's simply long I can just trim it, by careful use of a nosehair trimmer. As it is now I just rub my eye with the heel of my hand, hoping that the hair will give up and fall out. I have a great horror of touching my eyelid.