Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't meme

[urbpan]

As I commented to richmackin, from whom I stole this meme, now that I've added a couple zookeepers to my friends list, I don't think I can do this meme successfully.

...And if aemiis_zoo decides to do this meme, I have a suggestion...

Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

1) Rode a bike on the frozen surface of the Charles River.

2) Chopped (well, beat) a bike into a mess with a dull axe and tossed it off the Allston footbridge.

3) Killed a litter of adorable baby raccoons.

4) Snorkeled the beach of one of the Galapagos islands.

5) Rode a bike off a stage into an audience.

6) A pagan divorce.

7) Spoon-fed my mother like she was an infant.

8) Deterred a mugger from attacking my father in Rio de Janeiro.

9) Lost my wallet in Denali National Park.

10) Wore an artficial pouch containing a juvenile wallaby.


Wow! My life seems much more interesting than before I started this!

Comments

[ms-cantrell.livejournal.com]

wow! your life sounds pretty interesting to me. ok. i'm going to go do a list. we'll see if i actually post it.

[aemiis-zoo.livejournal.com]

I just posted that same meme today...pardon the cross posting here...

10 things I've done that you probably haven't.

1. Met Def Leppard. (Ok, so I know someone else who has done this too *clears throat*)
2. Been bitten by a black rat snake and a milk snake (Pueblan).
3. Gotten paid to wrangle small alligators.
4. Picked up a bloke at a small pub in Near Sawrey, England.
5. Traveled across the US (3,200) miles in a truck with my dad in 3 days.
6. Gotten really drunk at a party and punched a dude out, knocking him down onto the floor, for saying "Def Leppard sucks".
7. Gotten really drunk at my cousin's house in Michigan, hugged a tree, and screamed in German so loud that I woke up my aunt and uncle.
8. Gotten stopped by security at a record shop in the mall without having stolen anything. *wink* (Ok, so someone was with me at the time too.)
9. Been parasailing.
10. Been urinated on by a barn owl, a Northern flying squirrel, and a California desert tortoise.

(Disclaimer: For the record, I don't get "really drunk" anymore. I was young and silly then. I know my limits now.)

For the record, I haven't peed on anyone!

[(Anonymous)]

'Cept maybe for my parents, as a baby...

1. Travelled by bike, train, and plane (which I flew for a couple of minutes) to my wedding.
2. Sold pot to my mother.
3. Been told I was "young and naieve" by Kevin Smith
4. Had my brain scanned in an MRI (ok, that's not 'til next month...)
5. Ridden a bicycle with oval wheels, in Belgium.
6. Partially wrote an educational curriculum for police officers that is distributed by the Federal Government
7. Seen my dad in tights, numerous times.
8. Learned to play "What do you do with a drunken sailor?" on a pennywhistle
9. Been arrested by the MBTA police and handcuffed to a filing cabinet until my dad could bail me out.
10. Learned a magic trick from a midget in a Turkish restaurant in Holland.

[anais2.livejournal.com]

I did this too, but I didn't get peed on by anything. That I recall, anyway.
How did I wind up in this crew?